WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY!?!?!?

This is the USA at it's Best!?!?!?

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,

can't speak English and have no clue who their daddy's are.

They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care

and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first check Friday.

Dang this is a great country.

~~ This was an email I copied ~~ Thought it was a good laugh!!